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Awkward Parents - <p>DadYou're perfume came in the mail today. I sprayed it all over my body and now I smell like a cookie.<br>WTF Dad?<br>I'm keeping it.<br>ok.....</p>

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Ana posted this on Aug 26, 2012 at 8:00pm
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Ownage - <p>Daniel?Hey beautiful ;)<br>Hi<br>Are you a cheerleader?<br>Yepp :)<br>I like cheerleaders ;)<br>Well, that doesn't mean cheerleaders like you.</p>

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McCartney Walker posted this on Aug 22, 2012 at 6:00pm
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Autocorrects - <p>Mirandai think he has a fever but i can't tell and i don't have a thermometer.<br>Put your lips on his foreskin.<br>wtf. that's sick, he's a BABY.<br>FOREHEAD*<br>Oh dear god.<br>...I'm so sorry. </p>

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Miranda posted this on Aug 8, 2012 at 5:00pm
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Relationships - <p>BoyfriendYou know what's beautiful? Say the first word again<br>The first word again<br>Yeah, say it<br>It<br>OMG I'M JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE</p>

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Sara posted this on Aug 9, 2012 at 9:00pm
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Awkward Parents - <p>Mommyim doin this over text cause i dont know how else to tell you but...um...im pregnant<br>thata great news! so am i! twinzies <br>im 19 and youre 45. not great news for either of us <br>your father is going to kill both of us</p>

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Ali posted this on Jul 14, 2012 at 10:00pm
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